Lugging a full cupboard, they dropped it before they could climb the stairs.
Inebriated, a man drinks three beers and begins to brawl with himself in front of a mirror.
To illustrate the potency of vodka, a man’s car burned during a picnic.
The drunk fisherman was landing the boat from the car into the lake, and when he pulled the handbrake, he fell into the lake with the...