KOY 0011 The Sleepy Mountain Goat

Local mountain goat caught slackin’ on the job. 🐐🚫

Sources say the subject was “deep in a dream” before the shepherd initiated a high-stakes wake-up call. The audacity! The nap was legendary, the awakening… not so much.

#GoatGate #MountainVibes #SleepyHead

KED 0030 A Cat’s Hilarious Witch Encounter

A street cat who just discovered that humans have somehow created a smaller, weirder human that moves its face for no reason

sits on cold pavement in disbelief for 3 hours 😶