MAT 0008 Customer Hits the “Wake-Up Button”

Customer pulls the blanket off a sleeping market seller at 6 AM just to ask if the lemons are sour. Sir, his dreams were already bitter enough.

KOY 0011 The Sleepy Mountain Goat

Local mountain goat caught slackin’ on the job. 🐐🚫

Sources say the subject was “deep in a dream” before the shepherd initiated a high-stakes wake-up call. The audacity! The nap was legendary, the awakening… not so much.

#GoatGate #MountainVibes #SleepyHead