KUS 0060 Rooster Battles Shiny Surface

Local rooster spots a ridiculously handsome rival in a polished metal reflection. Naturally, a heated beak-to-beak battle ensued. Nobody tell him it’s a mirror, his ego can’t take it.

KUS 0051 Bird-brained Bandit Strikes Again

Neighborhood update: A local crow tried to shoplift a gofret from its usual corner shop but struggled with the plastic wrap.

A taxi driver saw the struggle, pulled over, cracked the package open, and left it on the sidewalk for him.

Absolute wingman behavior. Real ones recognize real ones. 🫡💀

#OnlyInTurkey #GofretLife #BroCode

KUS 0044 The Greedy Crow’s Heist

A crow was caught on camera stealing so many cookies at once that it could barely hold them in its beak — and then signed a one-year deal doing it.