The dumbass who wanted to destroy the founder’s statue got shut down by the public for a minute.
TRN 0047 Train Surfer
SIG 0038 Youthful Idiot Drifts into Ojiisan Obliteration
RR 0070 Traffic Conflict Turns to Street Boxing
BIN 0002 Danger of Scouters Racing on Major Highways
MIL 0025 Idiots are in army
UDR 0009 Near Miss at the River
LUN 0010 Man Self-Immolates Over High Taxes
LAC 0045 Having the wrong stuff over the car
DCR 0007 Dumb criminal gave nightmare to woman
AYI 0055 Waking up bear
AF 0017 Gone in sixty second
LUN 0009 Swimming pool near home
GEN 0009 Morons setting off methane gas
ZIH 0013 The swindler’s ritual of purification
LAB 0027 Sports on high voltage lines